It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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