got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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