what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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