Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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