he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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