Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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