Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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