i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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