I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Boobs speak an international language.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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