White coat. Heels.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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