Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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