Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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