I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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