Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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