therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Randomize
