How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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