Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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