Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
