then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
