Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it hurts more in the daytime
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Randomize
