i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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