My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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