I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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