dude i'm inner monologue high
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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