Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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