Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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