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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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