I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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