The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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