He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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