normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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