We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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