Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The beer is more important than you right now.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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