so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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