: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It was confusing and full of hummus
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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