My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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