You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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