I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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