if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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