I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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