can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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