Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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