i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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