There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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