i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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