On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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