Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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