I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
