The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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