Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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