So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
There are leaves in my underwear?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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