Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
why do cheetos always look like penises
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
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