Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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