I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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