I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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